Six to Twelve Weeks My Ass.

It just doesn't make sense. It took exactly two weeks for DWP to deliver my NI number. Which means that they did nothing whatsoever with my application, aside from stamping APPROVED across it in large block letters. What happened to this business of my proof-of-work being insufficient? What about the discrepancies between the explanations of my travel dates and the information on my passport? I could be a murdering benefits fraud terrorist, for all the government knows. Not that I'm complaining.