My Chair is Better Than Your Chair

I knew this was a great chair, but according to the Herman Miller website my chair "fits well in a contemporary, light-scaled Ethospace system environment." Betcha didn't know that, eh? Does YOUR chair fit well in a contemporary light-scaled Ethospace system environment? No. It does not. I bet it doesn't even "follow the contours of the body, distribute pressure evenly, and provide aeration." My chair provides hella aeration. We got aeration in spades... of aeration. In case you aren't convinced that this chair has a "a clean, light-scaled design that reveals the chair's features and function," you should just consider the fact that the designers of my chair have a "genuine passion for seating, they know seating as a science and work to bring it to another level. " Another level. Do you hear that? Can you feel the evenly distributed pressure, because I can? It's right next to the aeration. While you ponder this, I'm going to sit back and let the "pliable, elastic TriFlex back support the entire spine and conform to size, posture, and movements." You can just go sit.